I did not know that Pilgrims were from the planet Plymouth, and that stuffing was mined, but thanks to South Park and the History channel I now know better.

What are you thankful for? Well, I’m thankful I’ll be spending Thanksgiving night as a guest at a friend’s house, and not here! That’s because the weekend dad upstairs can’t seem to explain bed-time, or the difference between a playground and an apartment, to his obnoxious kids! Grrrr…

Have a peaceful, and QUIET, Thanksgiving!